Actual conversation overheard walking in a high school parking lot

  • Guy 1: Yeah man, I love everything Supernatural.
  • Guy 2: Same bro. Oh, have you seen that show?
  • Guy 1: What show?
  • Guy 2: It's actually called 'Supernatural', it's pretty fucking sweet. There's angels and demons and shit.
  • Guy 1: Sweet man.
  • Guy 2: Yeah there's two brothers and they hunt and kill everything. Oh! And this gay angel dude too, he's totally fucking one of the brothers. The shorter one.
  • Guy 1: What? They actually show that?
  • Guy 2: No but you can totally tell. They just eye fuck the shit out of each other all the time.
  • Guy 2: It's funny to watch the other brothers' reactions too. But I mean good for them! At least one of the brothers is getting laid! Haha!


so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened


crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this