- child: daddy when I grow up I want to be just like you
- dad: you're just copying me to get successful and I'm gonna slay your career, you copycat flop little bitch
im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye
anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.